(hip hop music) – I’m Sister Kate from
Sisters of the Valley. – And I’m Sister Evie from
Sisters of the Valley. – I am Aubrey Plaza from
Wilmington, Delaware. – Yes, we’re the weed nuns. – I’m not a weed nun, but I do that. – The reason we grow weed
is to support ourselves. And also to create honorable
spiritual jobs for women. Here, this is a gift we brought you. This is called Purple Cream. That’s not for our medicines. That’s for the sister’s
private medicine cabinet. – When did you start wearing? – In 2011, Michelle Obama
tried to talk to Congress about how unhealthy our
children’s meals are. Congress declared pizza a vegetable. – Why? – Because it made our children’s meals look healthier than they are. So I declared myself a nun. I said, if pizza is a
vegetable, I’m a nun. (clock ticking) When people think we’re Catholic nuns. They immediately wanna share
what they know about scripture. John 4:32, yes.
– Oh, how do I get out of this conversation? We’re not those nuns, move on. And it’s not, like, against
the rules to dress like a nun. – It’s America, religious freedom. – I think because I grew up Catholic, life if I see you, I mean, I
have guilt ’cause I’m Catholic. – And this is why we
need a new kind of nun. Their model doesn’t work anymore. (clock ticking) – Have you taken vows? And, if so, what are they? Did I ask that weird? – First, they give you the joint. – Chastity, ecology, activism, service. – Sorry, can we just stop at chastity? – It’s not like that.
– Let’s go back. – We just privatize our sexuality. – Okay, I don’t know what that means. (clock ticking) – We have brothers, really,
that do the hard work. – Nice. – Have you never trimmed a bud? – No. Those are real? Whoa. – These are fat ones. – Whoa, oh my gosh. This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. – It’s so pretty. Essentially, what you’re gonna do is you’re gonna dig
under here for the base of these big leaves. The first thing you’re gonna wanna do is cut off the big leaf. – It’s so pretty. Oh God, I did it wrong. – What? – I took all of it. (clock ticking) One time, I hid a bunch
of weed in my saxophone. And I think my mom found it. (clock ticking) – It’s unfortunate that our medical system has been so oppressive in keeping the knowledge of holistic
medicine suppressed. But I really think the gig’s up. Fire more people.
– The gig is up. – Yes, the gig is up. (clock ticking) – We believe that there’s a creator God that created all this. We are all a different set of eyes for God to look out at his creation and to experience life on this planet. And that we all have a
little bit of God in us. – I would say that sounds good to me. I mean, I don’t know. (clock ticking) – Do you pray? – I used to, a lot. And I don’t anymore. – [Nuns] The sacred ground we walk upon, with every step we take, the Earth is our mother. (clock ticking) – We believe cannabis oil was the other holy oil of the Bible. – Why? – Our position is, if Jesus lived, he probably smoked weed. – Yeah. (clock ticking) – Yes, I was really
offset to hate that movie, and then I ended up really liking it. – Why? – In the teaser trailer thing, it’s like they packed up
all the trashy moments. – Yeah, but that’s what they’re doing. Oh, it’s raunchy.
– And then when I get there, it’s actually a very delightful story. – It’s raunchy, but the
Catholic league said raunchiest. No, it’s not the raunchiest. You haven’t watched any nun porn movies. – Yes. I’m sort of in the, I
can’t believe I said that. Yes, yes. (clock ticking) So what you’ve heard about our order, what do you think? Could you be this? Could you do this? Could you? – Yeah, I mean, honestly. – You’d be such a pretty little. – I honestly. – You’d make such a pretty sister. – Like, yeah. – I love you. – Can I still be an actor? – Yes, yes, of course.
– Oh, okay. I wanna be a weed nun. – Good, good. We’ll make you a weed nun. – Okay. (hip hop music)