Celebrity Noses: Noises

Celebrity Noses: Noises


>>James: WELCOME BACK. NOW REVIEWERS OF THE SHOW WILL
KNOW THAT WE HAVE A SEGMENT THAT WE’VE TRIED TO DO ON THE SHOW
MANY TIMES, SO MANY TIMES. BUT FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER
SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED AND WE’VE NEVER QUITE BEEN ABLE TO PULL IT
OFF. BUT THIS TIME I TRULY BELIEVE
WE’RE GOING TO GET IT RIDE. RIGHT. WE DID A GREAT REHEARSAL THIS
AFTERNOON, IT WAS INCREDIBLE. I’M SO EXCITED TO FINALLY SHARE
THIS INCREDIBLE BIT WITH YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO SAY,
HE I AM GOING TO SAY I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD
TIME, IT’S TIME FOR CELEBRITY NOSES. CELEBRITY NOSES ALL RIGHT.>>James: NOW EVERYONE HAS A
NOSE, CELEBRITIES ALSO HAVE A NOSE, BUT THIS CELEBRITY MAY BE
BEST KNOWN FOR HIS HEAD OF HAIR, BUT HE’S NOT– I NEED THE CARDS,
WHERE’S THE CARDS? WHERE ARE THE– WHERE IS THE
NOSE– WHERE ARE THE NOSES? WHAT WAS THAT?>>WHAT IS WHAT?>>James: THAT, WHAT– WHAT’S
THAT NOISE?>>VIN DIESEL SEATING SOUP.>>James: WHAT?>>VIN DIESEL EATING SOUP.>>James: WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?>>JUDI DENCH DRIVING.>>James: WHY AM I HEARING VIN
DEESEL EATING SOUP AND JUDI DENCH DRIVING.>>CELEBRITY NOISES.>>James: CELEBRITY NOISES?
WHAT’S THAT, NO, NO, IT’S– NO, IT IS CELEBRITY NOSES.>>SCRIPT SAYS CELEBRITY NOISES.>>James: WELL, IT’S CALLED
CELEBRITY NOSES. WE HAVEN’T GT A BECAME CALLED
CELEBRITY NOISES, WHY WOULD YOU SCRIPT SAY CELEBRITY NOISES?>>HUMAN ERROR. (LAUGHTER).>>James: YOU MEAN A TYPO?>>HUMAN ERROR.>>James: REALLY? HUMAN ERROR?>>TYPO.>>James: I DON’T
UNDERSTAND– I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS CAN HAPPEN. WE PLAYED CELEBRITY NOSES AT
REHEARSAL. WE DID IT LIKE TWO HOURS AGO AND
IT WAS PERFECT. HOW DID YOU SEE IT AT REHEARSAL?>>PRIOR ENGAGEMENT.>>James: THIS IS ABSURD, THIS
IS RIDICULOUS, YOU’RE THE PRODUCER OF THE SHOW. I REFUSE TO LET THIS MESS IT UP
AGAIN. IT IS THE GREATEST BIT IN
LATE-NIGHT TELEVISION. DO YOU WANT TO FORGET IT? PLAY THE FOOTAGE FROM THE
REHEARSAL. JUST PLAY THAT. WE’LL PLAY THAT OUT.>>STAND BY, PLAYING THE
REHEARSAL.>>James: RIGHT, YES, WE’LL
PLAY THE FOOTAGE FROM REHEARSAL.>>STAND BY.>>James: I SMELL A GOOD TIME,
YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME, IT’S CELEBRITY NOSES. PLAY IT. #R WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? IT’S ROOM TEMPERATURE. ROOM TEMPERATURE, THE WATER IS
TO BE ROOM TEMPERATURE. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO
[BLEEP] SAY IT. HOW HARD IS IT, IT’S SO
COLDK– YOU DON’T GET IT, DO YOU. YOU DO NOT GET IT. THIS, WHAT COMES OUT OF THIS
MOUTH IS THE VOICE OF AMERICA, OKAY. THIS IS AMERICA’S MOUTH PIECE,
OKAY. NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO THIS
MOUTH. WHO BOUGHT THAT WATER. WHO JUST BOUGHT THAT, WHO WAS
THAT, KEVIN, KEVIN? KEVIN, LOOK AT ME. YOU’RE [BLEEP] FIRED, OKAY? YOU’RE FIRED. GET OUT. I’VE NEVER LIKED YOU. YOU ARE A WHINY LITTLE BITCH. OKAY. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE).>>James: WHAT WAS THAT?>>REHEARSAL FOOTAGE.>>James: THAT IS– THAT IS–
THAT IS THE WRONG FOOTAGE. BUT THAT’S OKAY, I NEVER GET
ANGRY, IT’S ALL, YOU KNOW, ALL FUN AND GAMES, NOTHING HAPPENED
TO KEVIN. KEV SIN HERE, ISN’T HE,
KEVIN– OKAY– CAN YOU– IS HE REALLY– OKAY, WELL, CAN WE
REALLY JUST– WIND THE TAPE ON AND PLAY THE BRILLIANCE
CELEBRITY NOSES FOOTAGE FROM REHEARSAL, OKAY, PLAY THAT.>>PLAYING THE REHEARSAL.>>James: AND THAT’S WHY
ROBERT DE NIRO CAN’T SMELL THE CHEESE. THE NEXT IS.>>HOLD, HOLD.>>James: OKAY.>>CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING,
I’VE GOT THIS RASH. HAVE A LOOK AT THIS, RIGHT. LOOK HERE. LOOK AT THAT. DOES THAT LOOK LIKE SOMETHING I
14UD BE WORRIED ABOUT. BECAUSE IT’S RIGHT AROUND
THE– NO, LOOK AT IT, DON’T LOOK AT THE THING– LOOK, IT’S ALL
THE WAY– LOOK, IT’S ALL THE WAY– DOWN– IT’S LIKE A RED,
LET ME SHOW YOU PROPERLY BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU
THINK, IF YOU WOULD LOOK, LOOK, LOOK HERE, LACK AT IT, ALL THE
WAY DOWN, AND IT GOES UNDERNEATH. AND THEN IT’S ALSO ON MY BACK. IS THERE ANYWAY YOUR DAD COULD
COME IN AND HAVE A LOOK AT IT? IT’S RIGHT– IT’S CHAFFED AND
SORT OF FLAKING. IF YOU GET A CHANCE, DO YOU
THINK HE COULD HAVE A LOOK AT IT? IT IS JUST ALL THE WAY.>>WE’RE READY.>>James: YEAH, OKAY, ALL
RIGHT. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE).>>James: WHAT WAS THAT?>>CELEBRITY NOSES.>>James: NO, IT WASN’T.>>YES, IT WAS.>>James: NO IT WASN’T!>>WE CAN CHECK IT AGAIN.>>James: NO, NO, DO NOT, DO
NOT, DO NOT PLAY THE FOOTAGE AGAIN. DO NOT DO THAT IN FACT WE’RE OUT
OF TIME, GOT TO GO TO A COMMERCIAL.>>PLENTY OF TIME.>>James: NO, WE HAVE– FINE,
FINE, FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT, WE’LL PLAY YOUR STUPID CELEBRITY
NOISES GAME, WE’LL DO THAT, SHALL WE, WHAT WAS THE FIRST
ONE? THAT’S FERGIE DRINKING A
MILKSHAKE. THAT’S JOHN LITHGOW MOWING HIS
LAWN. THAT’S ENOUGH, IS IT, THAT’S
ENOUGH, QUESTION GO TO COMMERCIAL, CAN’T WE, FINE, ONE
MORE, ONE MORE. KEVIN, KEVIN– LOOK AT
ME– YOU’RE [BLEEP] FIRED. (APPLAUSE).>>James: I DON’T RECOGNIZE
THAT ONE.>>THAT ONE IS JAMES CORDEN.>>James: FORGET THIS, WE’RE
GOING TO GO TO COMMERCIAL, WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE
“LATE, LATE SHOW.” I DON’T CARE, FORGET IT.

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